Anyway, now let's take a look my list of sarcastic sayings about critics.
“Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs." - John Osborne
"A critic is someone who's at his best, when you're at your worst." - Tony Pettito
"Critics are the stupid who discuss about the wise." - Anonymous
"A critic is a man who writes about things he doesn't like." - Anonymous
"Any fool can criticize, and many of them do." - C. Garbett
"A critic is a man created to praise greater men than himself, but he is never able to find them." - Richard Le Gallienne
"Don't pay any attention to the critics, don't even ignore them." - Samuel Goldwyn
"Mediocrity is more danger in a critic than in a writer." - Eugene Ionesco
"A critic is one who goes along for deride" - L. L. Levinson
"Insects sting, not from malice but because they want to live. It is the same with critics - they desire our blood, not pain" - Friedrich Nietzsche
"Critics? I love every bone in their head" - Eugene O'Neill
"I always felt those articles somehow revel more about the the writers than they do about me." - Marilyn Monroe
“Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.” - P.G. Wodehouse
“Don't bow down to critics who have not themselves written great masterpieces.” - Lawrence Ferlinghetti
“Critics are our friends, they show us our faults.” - Benjamin Franklin
“I've been all over the world and I've never seen a statue of a critic.” - Leonard Bernstein
“If you love my work, you are a good critic. If you do not love my work, you are a 'not good' critic.” - Roman Payne
“To literary critics a book is assumed to be guilty until it proves itself innocent.” - Nelson Algren
“Critasism is just a way of saying I'm jealous of your talents.” - Rayvon L. Browne
“A critic is a man created to praise greater men than himself, but he is never able to find them.” - Richard Le Gallienne
"If a critic should start a religion it would not have any object but to convert angels, and they wouldn't need it." - Mark Twain
“Those who can write, write. Those who can't, criticize.” - Max Hawthorne
“Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart.” - John Updike
“Listen to the praises about you in silence; listen to the critics about you even in more silence!” - Mehmet Murat ildan