Anyway, here is a collection of cute sayings about life:
"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure." - Murphy's Law
" Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." - Will Rogers
" No one is listening until you fart." - Author Unknown
" I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror." - Elaine Dundy
" People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them." - Dave Barry
" In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." - Robert Frost
" There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. " - Theodore Rubin
" I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it." - Jack Handey
" Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard
" Time may be a great healer, but it s also a lousy beautician." - Unknown
" An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true." - Unknown
" Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.” - Albert Einstein
" I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen
" There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it." -Oscar Wilde
" The cost of living's going up, and the chance of livin's going down." - Flip Wilson
" All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed." - Sean O'Casey