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Suzie’s Top 5 Roasted Quotes

Witty social commentary on "inspiring" nonsense.

  • 1. "Live, Laugh, Love"
    Suzie's Take: The "Beige Wallpaper" of personalities. A triple-threat of toxic positivity.
  • 2. "Manifest Your Dreams"
    Suzie's Take: Because wishing really hard for a Ferrari is easier than having a job.
  • 3. "Good Vibes Only"
    Suzie's Take: Translation: "I am emotionally unavailable for your real-world problems."
  • 4. "Everything Happens for a Reason"
    Suzie's Take: Usually, that reason is "bad decisions," but sure, let's blame the Universe.
  • 5. "Rise and Grind"
    Suzie's Take: No thanks. I prefer to "Wake and Complain" until the caffeine kicks in.

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💥 Self-Help, Roasted 💥

Sarcastic reviews, witty takedowns, and savage humor from Snarky Suzie. Watch motivational books, gurus, and life hacks get mercilessly roasted.

Snarky Quotes:

  • • “Be yourself. Unless you’re awful."
  • • “Speak your truth. Maybe less often.”
  • • “Follow your dreams, unless they are stupid.”
  • • “Rise and grind... or just rise and complain.”
  • • “Seize the day—before it seizes you with problems."
  • • “Don't quit... your day dream.”
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