11 Short Funny Sayings Make You Laugh Aloud

Tired of long profound sayings and quotations? Take a breather and enjoy this easy-to-understand short hilarious sayings.

short funny sayings make you laugh aloud
Here is my fun list of 11 short funny sayings for your reading pleasure.


Do not try to live for ever. You will not succeed.

live, succeed

When in doubt, tell the truth.

doubt, truth

War doesn’t determine who’s right, just who’s left.

war, right

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.

love, blind, marriage

Always try to be modest…and proud of it!

modest, proud

A fool and his money are soon partying.

fool, money

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

severity, reach

It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.

apologize, permission

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

action, equal, criticism

A compliment is like a kiss through a veil.

compliment, kiss

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.

sweetheart, wine, wife

Written by: Zen Fú-yún

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