Do not try to live for ever. You will not succeed.
live, succeed
When in doubt, tell the truth.
doubt, truth
War doesn’t determine who’s right, just who’s left.
war, right
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.
love, blind, marriage
Always try to be modest…and proud of it!
modest, proud
A fool and his money are soon partying.
fool, money
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
severity, reach
It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.
apologize, permission
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
action, equal, criticism
A compliment is like a kiss through a veil.
compliment, kiss
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
sweetheart, wine, wife