Saturday, May 30, 2015

Short Funny Sayings About Life To Laugh About

Here I have collected a small selection of short funny sayings about life.

11 short funny life sayings and quotes to laugh about
I am sure you find these 11 quotations and wise words about life hilarious, yet true.


"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege" - Unknown

stupid, privilege

"Don’t be so humble - you are not that great." - Golda Meir

humble, great

"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you." - C. G. Jung

sane, man, cure

"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example." - Mark Twain

good, example

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." - Oscar Wilde

temptation

"I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying." - Woody Allen

achieve, immortality

"Happiness is good health and a bad memory." - Ingrid Bergman

happiness, health, memory

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." - Gloria Leonard

difference, pornography,

"Religion ends and philosophy begins, just as alchemy ends and chemistry begins, and astrology ends and astronomy begins." - Richard Dawkins

philosophy, astrology

"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit." - William Shakespeare

witty, fool, wit

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." - Albert Einstein

science, religion, blind