Here I have collected a small selection of short funny sayings about life.
I am sure you find these 11 quotations and wise words about life hilarious, yet true.
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege" - Unknown
stupid, privilege
"Don’t be so humble - you are not that great." - Golda Meir
humble, great
"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you." - C. G. Jung
sane, man, cure
"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example." - Mark Twain
good, example
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." - Oscar Wilde
temptation
"I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying." - Woody Allen
achieve, immortality
"Happiness is good health and a bad memory." - Ingrid Bergman
happiness, health, memory
"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." - Gloria Leonard
difference, pornography,
"Religion ends and philosophy begins, just as alchemy ends and chemistry begins, and astrology ends and astronomy begins." - Richard Dawkins
philosophy, astrology
"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit." - William Shakespeare
witty, fool, wit
"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." - Albert Einstein
science, religion, blind