Saturday, May 30, 2015

11 Funny Graduation Sayings To Laugh About

On the graduation day, amid the loud applause, you walk across the stage, while balancing a board on your head together with a dangling tassel, just to collect your certificate.

11 funny graduation sayings
You call it one of your most memorable day of your life. Whatever it is, here is a list of 11 funny graduation sayings.


"At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros." - Paul Freund

hope, time, mind, bold

"The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate." - Doug Larson

trouble, learning, experience

"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught." - Oscar Wilde

education, admire, remember, time, worth, taught

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain

school, education

"To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the 'C' students, I say you too may one day be President of the United States." - George W. Bush

honor, distinction, students, president

"Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money." - Gary Bolding

family, imagine, relief, time, money

"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success." - Robert Orben

ceremony, speaker, students, individuality, success

"It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and our remaining days waxing nostalgic about our school days." - Isabel Waxman

ironic, school, yearning, days, nostalgic

"Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed." - Erma Bombeck

adult, parents, home, contemporaries

"One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson if you flunk the first time." - Unknown

experience, repeat, lesson

"You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom." - Proverb

top, bottom