Below are my all-time favorite 11 hilarious sayings about life by Oscar Wilde and Mark Twain.
I hope you enjoy as much as I do.
"A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction." - Oscar Wilde
"Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood." - Oscar Wilde
women, love, understood
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
happiness
"A true friend stabs you in the front." - Oscar Wilde
true, friend
"Conscience and cowardice are really the same things." - Oscar Wilde
conscience, cowardice
"A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing." - Oscar Wilde
cynic, price, value, nothing
"One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything." - Oscar Wilde
trust, woman, age,
"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything." - Mark Twain
truth, remember
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is just putting on its shoes." - Mark Twain
lie, truth, shoes
"Honesty is the best policy -- when there is money in it." - Mark Twain
honesty, policy, money
"It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain
thought, fool, mouth, doubt