11 Hilarious Sayings About Life By Oscar Wilde And Mark Twain

Both Irish writer-poet Oscar Wilde and American author-cum-humorist Mark Twain came out with lots of funny sayings and quotations.

11 hilarious sayings by oscar wilde and mark twain
I am sure you love their witty and thought-provoking sayings.

Below are my all-time favorite 11 hilarious sayings about life by Oscar Wilde and Mark Twain.

I hope you enjoy as much as I do.

"A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction." - Oscar Wilde

"Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood." - Oscar Wilde

women, love, understood

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde


"A true friend stabs you in the front." - Oscar Wilde

true, friend

"Conscience and cowardice are really the same things." - Oscar Wilde

conscience, cowardice

"A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing." - Oscar Wilde

cynic, price, value, nothing

"One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything." - Oscar Wilde

trust, woman, age,

"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything." - Mark Twain

truth, remember

"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is just putting on its shoes." - Mark Twain

lie, truth, shoes

"Honesty is the best policy -- when there is money in it." - Mark Twain

honesty, policy, money

"It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain

thought, fool, mouth, doubt

Written by: Zen Fú-yún

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