"A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle." - Baudelaire
"Shoot for the moon, cos' if you miss it, you will land on a star." - Anonymous
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow."-Anonymous
"Every day is another chance to get things right" - Lauryn Hill
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire
"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one." - Leo J. Burke
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." - Anonymous
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." - Louis Hector Berlioz
"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?" - Vince Lombardi
"Nobody goes where the crowds are anymore. It's too crowded. " - Yogi Berra
"Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours." - M. Berle
''All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed." - Sean O'Casey
"Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart." - Ross Perot
"Life is just one damned thing after another." - Elbert Hubbard
"We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse." - Anonymous
"All power corrupts, but we need the electricity." - Anonymous
"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors." - Anonymous
"Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice." - Anonymous
"One man's folly is another man's wife. - Helen Rowland
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do." - Benjamin Franklin
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." - Napoleon Bonaparte
"Living in a vacuum sucks." - Adrienne Gusoff
"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory." - Albert Schweitzer
"I love people, it's mankind I can't stand." - Charles Schulz
"The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work." - Harry Golden
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." - Steve Martin